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Twitter posts

  1. There are few things more tiresome than listening to geeks verbally fuzz forensics laws with juris doctorates as if laws were protocol RFCs.

  2. @censey @omniweb for life. Nothing compares.

  3. Hi, Dad, it’s me, I wired it wrong.”

    “It’s probably just the safety switch on the door, put the door back on.”

    “Oh, right. Thanks.”

  4. @oneeyedcarmen if you ever see me dancing with @philip_daigle, take my keys.

  5. I can’t stop watching Windows 7 House Party videos. Why did they edit out the dance-offs!?! http://j.mp/3fyLeI (stay for 1:20)