Pizza Slow (high quality)

Twitter posts

  1. RT @da_667: @AnarchistDalek I just wanna kill malware, preferably not people.

  2. RT @maradine: Here’s to Don Mattrick, who just made shy of 20M for firing roughly a thousand people and not drooling. It’s better to pimp …

  3. Alt-angsty-teen take: I LEARNED IT BY COMPLAINING AT YOU!

  4. Novice: # TODO: parse this.
    Advanced Beginner: # Parsed with regex
    Competent: # Regexed, TODO: parse.
    Proficient: # (╯°□°)╯︵ loɔoʇoɹd sᴉɥʇ

  5. Two yards of faux fur, a half yard of ½" foam, one can of Super 77.

    I should’ve reupholstered this case years ago. http://t.co/CSzjfnzUwx

  6. @_paulmoreno
    INVOICE NOTICE
    AMMOUNT DUE: $.02
    WORK PERFORMED: https://t.co/HwNbmMU1b9

    YOUR BUSINESS IS APPRECIATED

  7. If you’re gonna be in town for stuff, or whatever, let me know, I’ll have vague other people send you a free pass to the hall in my building

  8. RT @brockwinstead: @woolie subsidies
    are
    civilization

  9. RT @tarashoe: i’ll go to bed soon, just gotta think every single thought real quick