Pizza Slow (high quality)

Twitter posts

  1. This morning I watered my 2011 macbook air and fed it piles of rice. I’m hoping it’ll sprout a bumper crop of new macbook airs.

  2. RT @kirstinbutler: “It was just a dumb thing. Then we put a chip in it. Now it’s a smart thing.” We Put A Chip In It! http://t.co/cmwa83kZp4

  3. @grahamvsworld @maradine what the fuck

  4. RT @diocyde: “Our remediation plan worked and we haven’t seen them back.” -that’s because they stole everything dummy

  5. I see you enjoyed some light 20th century history, maybe you’ll also like these glasses made from pure snake oil http://t.co/uQ6EH04Sh3

  6. Http://t.co/AaC8KAQNgI’s mission makes no sense but it accommodates critics so I’m happy to contribute.

  7. ️ The Palace of Cine Arts

    Pretty neat, but the Innovation Hanger is a tiny museum inside a techie trash fire. http://t.co/6Ais8qxlVa

  8. Somebody kill sticker me

  9. Helping to edit the everloving wife’s graduation speech about nursing re: Templars and Hospitallers, must to resist adding Umberto Eco-isms.