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Twitter posts

  1. The chugger pump doesn’t come with a switched outlet, so I, uh, I improvised, like god damned caveman. http://t.co/DZALCZkDUt

  2. RT @susie_c: lolocracy http://t.co/UhFulRljPT

  3. RT @JamilSmith: I don’t use the word “evil” lightly. Payday loan shops are pure evil. Glad @sarahkendzior shined more light on them. http:/…

  4. RT @ryanhuber: I’d like to thank @fart for his work in uncovering a serious issue with @SlackHQ. http://t.co/YeJ9vKbyP8

  5. Hey are you interested a hot single I know in Redwood City? If you two date, you’ll be:

    DOING THE DISHES
    VACUUMING
    SEXY TIMES
    WATCHING TV

  6. Aww, it’s so cute when a someone is so shy that they have friends try to pick people up for them purely based on where they sleep at night.

  7. Http://t.co/8f7z8LGUVl

    DrFaustusAU Seussed up Nick Cave’s “Red Right Hand”.

    Yowza. http://t.co/DuUssL1j0v

  8. RT @brendlewhat: say what you will about albert einstein, but the guy made the time run on trains