Twitter posts

1. Joe Biden strings words together like Porky Pig moonwalks

   Posted on Twitter over 17 years agoon October 03, 2008 - 12:00 AM and archived here at /twitter/2008/10/02/tweet-944139928/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2008/10/02/tweet-944139928/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

2. I’m going to practice my patronizing false-excitement voice, if it’s anything like my false-Robert-Plant singing you are all doomed

   Posted on Twitter over 17 years agoon October 03, 2008 - 12:00 AM and archived here at /twitter/2008/10/02/tweet-944127163/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2008/10/02/tweet-944127163/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

3. Keg empty, enjoying a dirty martini w/ VP debate game, worried I’ll run out of Gin and vermouth, only have a full bottle each. Cheers!

   Posted on Twitter over 17 years agoon October 03, 2008 - 12:00 AM and archived here at /twitter/2008/10/02/tweet-944118553/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2008/10/02/tweet-944118553/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

4. Public Television: HD, full screen, no analyst chart-chunk, no animations

   Posted on Twitter over 17 years agoon October 03, 2008 - 12:00 AM and archived here at /twitter/2008/10/02/tweet-944104131/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2008/10/02/tweet-944104131/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

5. @commonwombat I haven’t blinked in the 40 minutes since you tapped me for B.S. '08 - bring on the cat jokes & @shmausen impersonations SNL!

   Posted on Twitter over 17 years agoon October 02, 2008 - 12:00 AM and archived here at /twitter/2008/10/01/tweet-943852644/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2008/10/01/tweet-943852644/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

6. I’ve talked to people in Sweden and Israel today on the phone today. Quick somebody tap me to be their Vice Presidential nominee!

   Posted on Twitter over 17 years agoon October 02, 2008 - 12:00 AM and archived here at /twitter/2008/10/01/tweet-943756802/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2008/10/01/tweet-943756802/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

7. Next time I’m a high school student playing in a rock band, we are totally going to cover Bubble Puppy’s ♬ Hot Smoke and Sassafrass ♬

   Posted on Twitter over 17 years agoon October 02, 2008 - 12:00 AM and archived here at /twitter/2008/10/01/tweet-943577752/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2008/10/01/tweet-943577752/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

8. Sips tonight for every GOP ‘ya’ and Dem ‘change’. Chug for ‘in what respect’ stalling. Socials for eye-rolling. Call out sick on Friday.

   Posted on Twitter over 17 years agoon October 02, 2008 - 12:00 AM and archived here at /twitter/2008/10/01/tweet-943105799/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2008/10/01/tweet-943105799/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

9. @thefrontrowe is to @BaltimoreMD as Clark Kent is to… Lois or Superman? I think Lois.

   Posted on Twitter over 17 years agoon October 02, 2008 - 12:00 AM and archived here at /twitter/2008/10/01/tweet-942736024/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2008/10/01/tweet-942736024/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

10. @charmsec is halfway down the bar, look for the bald guy (@philip_daigle) and the figlet sign on our table

    Posted on Twitter over 17 years agoon October 01, 2008 - 12:00 AM and archived here at /twitter/2008/09/30/tweet-942558471/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2008/09/30/tweet-942558471/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.