Twitter posts

1. RT @ASmallFiction: “I challenge you to a duel!”

   “Very well. The weapon?”

   “Compliments.”

   “A capital choice.”

   "Thank you, I- oh! I see yo…

2. RT @susie_c: Philanthropy is nice. Taxes & living wage laws are nicer.

3. If Nostradamus was alive today, he’d be over 511 years old. PS I called the fruit OS X secure erase trash SSD thing. https://t.co/wVHFeeqYN9

4. RT @ryantate: lol — nailed it, Apple https://t.co/yQXnlhjeBu

5. RT @missokistic: The collective noun for a group of libertarians is “an entitlement.”