Twitter posts

  1. There are few things more tiresome than listening to geeks verbally fuzz forensics laws with juris doctorates as if laws were protocol RFCs.

  2. @censey @omniweb for life. Nothing compares.

  3. “Hi, Dad, it’s me, I wired it wrong.”

    “It’s probably just the safety switch on the door, put the door back on.”

    “Oh, right. Thanks.”

  4. @oneeyedcarmen if you ever see me dancing with @philip_daigle, take my keys.

  5. I can’t stop watching Windows 7 House Party videos. Why did they edit out the dance-offs!?! http://j.mp/3fyLeI (stay for 1:20)

  6. My Day

    • HVAC inside fan motor died, I can fix it myself
    • The officer ticketed me at only 29 MPH over
    • @CharmSec tonight!

  7. @dionthegod I see GETS like that in the wild all the time, nice to see I’m not completely foolish for not figuring out what the strings are

  8. @electricfork I think @censey was looking for the Melville (played by Bob Uecker) character. I haven’t read far enough to say yet.

  9. Taylor reads Moby Dick for Lynn, the Indians are the Pequod, pitching is harpooning, Cleveland is Nantucket, Mrs. Phelps is is the…

  10. I shouldn’t have watched Major League before reading Moby Dick. I Can’t un-see it.

    Queequeg is Cerrano.

    Yojo is Jobu.

    Ishmael is Vaughn?

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