pizza slow (high quality)

Twitter posts

  1. Huh, there’s a Christmas tree in my Die Hard. http://t.co/ypvnSPZx2o

  2. Every time you take down a service in production, you get a “kill” asterisk on your handle in the ticket tracker. — @grantstavely***********

  3. @bbaskin I refuse to humor your joke and will instead explain how unrealistic it is. I’ve got a pal in the airline food biz and the deal is—

  4. RT @tqbf: Slepak, direct quote: “It doesn’t matter if you met someone who calls themselves Kevin at some meeting”.

  5. IRL mad that there’s no word for the dictionary-definition-intro trope that can be used to start an essay decrying definition-intro tropes.