Twitter posts

  1. @CrucialCarl buy in bulk, it isn’t perishable and you don’t teetotal. Packaged goods stores in the city are open Sundays. http://j.mp/45rrbj

  2. Real life needs more L cuts, dolly zooms, and more bombing cities with foot long hotdogs from helicopters, then eaten. (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0303348/)

  3. Infrastructure gaffes like this make my stomach turn like pictures of ledges make my hands sweat. Oof, empathy. https://www.engadget.com/2009-10-10-t-mobile-we-probably-lost-all-your-sidekick-data.html

  4. The women cheering at passing marathoners out front are actually praising my work on this term paper.

    Woo!

    Way to go guy!

  5. @dionthegod mystery is ¾ exposition, ¼ vicarious crime & punishment. Better pictures and strings (The Wire) than bad dialog (Law & Order).

  6. Now, I’ve got to give an INTERESTING old lady a manicure, but I’ll be back before you’re done.

    (la lala la lah)

    dynamite explodes

  7. I’m inviting the industrial designer of my 90s era digital thermostat over for dinner. What kind of stew should I make of his/her children?

  8. Coffee’s for closers.

  9. Prisoner’s Dilemma sales: “I’m in on travel to see one of your competitors, but I don’t want you to miss this great opportunity!”

  10. If an app is signed in a way that includes LSUIPresentationMode, changes invalidate the signature. http://j.mp/iFrVp

    codesign -vvv sad.app

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