Twitter posts

  1. @wrayjustin and I’m guilty. But when I paste 20k items into a field and it says “ERROR” it’s a piece of shit, not a :%s/\n/, /g opportunity.

  2. @wrayjustin I’m convinced that modern unix types are in love with solving small problems with small tools. It’s navel-gazing.

  3. Just told an analyst that the ability to rapidly convert line feeds to arbitrary delimiters is a life skill. Help, need to get out more.

  4. I was born just past the “Who Shot J.R.?” ring. http://j.mp/1eTjBd My parents are at the I Love Lucy ring. My grandparents are off the map.

  5. Previous link to scale, thanks Will. Why did Contact get it so wrong? >@will_torres @grantstavely Reminds me of this: http://bit.ly/6xWJG

  6. I forgot how amazing this was (forgiving the wildly inaccurate visual vs. radio scale) > @iA Intro to “Contact”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNAUR7NQCLA&feature=player_embedded

  7. @oneeyedcarmen I’m dragging the usual suspects plus two to @dojocon, is anyone putting together plans for Friday evening yet?

  8. Oh, you like to let your software updates bake in at less important customers for 6 months? Can I talk to someone not in sales?

  9. @oneeyedcarmen @electricfork I ‘gave’ all my shmooballs to my cats at about 30 mph. They start too much of an arms race for the office.

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