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Twitter posts

  1. How to write email: Free-write. Make the last sentence the first. Delete the rest. Revise what’s left. Drop CCs to BCC and say so. Send.

  2. RT @freecialis: rehearsing my TED Talk called What if Making A Show of Being Not Care Is Actually Very Care

  3. Me: Hi, please email me when my hair is on fire.
    Vendor: [VENDOR NAME] [ALERT CODE] [RN] Hair may be Flammable
    PS Don’t tell me what to do.

  4. RT @nickmullen: Just tried this beer: dogshit head 90 minute IPA last night. Highly recommend it to my fellow beer experts

  5. RT @nickmullen: (brown smear all over my lips and face)
    Well I have to say the dogshit head 90 minute is good but this 120 minute is too mu…

  6. RT @ryanqnorth: walking in a winter wonderland
    ME: where’s bluebird?
    BIRD: gone
    ME: w… who are you?
    bird looks around shiftily
    BIR…

  7. Has @twitter archived the engineers supporting Twitter Archives? https://t.co/rPFU6SNkFB

  8. William Shakespeare displayed a great variety of expression, producing his plays with a vocabulary of about 1,500 @duckduckgo bang commands.