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Twitter posts

  1. “Back To The Future Marty McFly Vest Costume Adult Movie T-Shirt Tee”

    No officer, I’ve no idea how fast I ordered it.

    That fast?

    Heavy.

  2. If he was so smart he would’ve sprayed his bat suit, the ladder, Robin, and the Bat copter with shark-repellant Bat-spray. Batman is a jerk.

  3. RT @dril: i don’t care about anybody’s opinion unless it is good. before you type, please ask yourself. “Is my opinion good” if it’s bad do…

  4. Imagine every page needs x-frame-options. Now imagine the browser is a frame. Now imagine a phone is a browser. Now imagine a homunculus in—

  5. Be sure to cut onions before frying your cobra meatballs in peanut fry oil. You’ll need the tears when they spit boiling oil in your eyes.