Twitter posts

1. My trick lighter from SMOKE SHOP at 18th and Mission can beat up your Home Depot lighter. http://t.co/edEXg2zWQH

2. @vogon + 10% lobbyists donations + 5% campaign finance donations + 5% accountant and lawyer fees to make it all legitimate.

3. RT @psychicmediumje: @LanceUlanoff

   What r your thoughts regarding security with Dropbox, Evernote etc? Ty in advance if u can answer.

4. CAT PENITENTIARY

   A kitchen door opens.

   A man enters quietly.

   CAT: What’re you in for?
   MAN: Coffee. You?
   CAT: Crying.

   The man exits.

5. @toddstraceski Nice!