pizza slow (high quality)

Twitter posts

  1. RT @MooseAllain: There’s a knock at the door. I open it, but there’s no one there. Unsettled, I slow down a little and pull into the middle…

  2. Most’d be better off using their lone password as a username and their usernames chosen becsuse all the others were taken as their password.

  3. If passwords mattered like that. They don’t.

  4. RT @DJDadMCMom: Uber CEO: I’m dedicated to changing outdated taxi regulations

    Ppl: How?

    Uber CEO: First, you guys let me break laws for 5…

  5. RT @grahamvsworld: The problem with going to security conferences is that when I get there everyone wants to talk about FUCKING SECURITY