Twitter posts

  1. Guys, your blacklists are common knowledge.

    You know that they know that you know that they know that you know that they know that you kno-

  2. Domains:

    • registered recently
    • w/ low ttl
    • w/ lame registrars
      are less trustworthy.

    Vendors: “But we’ve got a huge blacklist!”

  3. I don’t care enough to take my phone out of my pocket and cumbersomely thumb out this missive to hundreds of people simultaneously. See!?

  4. But Cory, decade counters aren’t free or open either. I guess that explains steampunk: it makes everything appear to be truly atomic.

  5. Microeconomics 121: Charge low prizes for the safety razors and blades, but high prices for the toilet paper and blood transfusions.

  6. We got tickets for @whitefordbronco at the @statetheatredc this Friday in Falls Church, so I’ll need to borrow your helicopter again.

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  8. Every time you toot passive aggressive rants about middle manager passive aggression, remember what Confucius said about he who smelt it.

  9. Well, @vurtyou and I are brewing a stout tonight, so that’s “what’s with the green latex gloves Doctor Stavely?” this time.

  10. @joesavestheday 'grats on the quarter-C. H.B.T.Y., A.M.M, etc.

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