Twitter posts

1. RT @M_Wein: hi we’re Run DMC and we’re here to disrupt the rap marketplace by making it easy and delightful to rock a rhyme that’s right on…

2. KLAXON
   Eye Status: hella gross to a lil gnar.
   KLAXON
   Eye Status: hella gross to a lil gnar.
   KLAXON
   http://t.co/sxW0RfEgBd
   KLAXON

3. RT @KeetPotato: [pony clip clops up to lecturn]

   clears throat

   sorry i…

   clears throat

   im a little horse

4. “You gotta keep ‘em perseverated.“

5. I’ve been crying for three weeks now. My doctor’s say “blocked tear duct”, I say “voodoo doll revenge for https://t.co/36kH0ZxC8b”.

   Sorry?