Twitter posts

  1. @AWS0807 we’re excited to visit you and Weeds in Denver—IPA takes care of itself out there—let’s check out the cool spots you’ve found!

  2. @jackwillk keep your ears peeled for a lady with the same last name as me and much better looks: @vurtyou is serving jury duty today too.

  3. Belated congrats my teammates placing in the 40s in @ddtek’s @defcon ctf quals.

    I had a blast! Looking forward to next year already.

  4. Friends, @ilya_burdman just gave me a first edition hardback of Philip K Dick’s Ubik: http://goo.gl/3J6C, http://goo.gl/zMar

    What a mensch!

  5. @wotowiec awfully proud of yourself, eh?

    Air-quote—dynamite—un-air-quote?

  6. @kathybarnett
    Subject: RE: What’s the verb (passive) for reading your Twitter feed?

    Procrastinating.

  7. UL Safe ratings:

    TL15: Withstand 15 minutes of attack w/ sophisticated penetrating equipment.

    TL30: Mythical.

    https://solipsism.eu/post/628509648/via-lissomlights-ialmostlaugh

  8. The Future: where the letter ‘u’ is pronounced as it sounds alone.

  9. It’s OK to critique a text by the voice in which the wikipedia article summarizing it is written.

  10. My cobra snake necktie spits, then swallows. And it prefers a four-in-hand to either windsor. Go figure.

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