Twitter posts

1. RT @NonCombosMentos: A group of pedants is called an “actually”

2. A browser extension like IE4’s click for every navigation start but with Quake 3 plinks (GET) and plonks (POST) and bonks (DELETE), etc, etc

3. RT @VeryShortStory: Batman and Robin burst in seconds after Joker left. Batman grabbed Robin’s BatTweet and smashed it. "Stop tweeting ever…

4. Meatloaf… awww put it in the pizza.

5. /bin/true, you’re my only friend.