Twitter posts

1. @TheLiB lololol.

2. At ______, we take _______ very seriously.
   NOUN NOUN

3. RT @GarfbertComic: test: http://t.co/iCxfyn9xq8

4. In Act II, how important is @grantstavely’s 40 days cry? Is this man vs. nature? man vs. himself? Why is he really crying? Why 40 days?

5. One and a half months into having a clogged tear duct, and all I keep thinking is “even Dan Brown would be ashamed to write this character.”