Twitter posts

  1. RT @johnemcintyre: RT @BarrettChase: I don’t trust anyone who double-spaces after a sentence.

  2. @ssoper the subtext seemed obvious to me too.

  3. "If he had an A+ certificate or something similar, it would be a different story.” http://goo.gl/egR3

  4. If asked to assemble an elite team of specialists for a heist, definitely give mayonnaise a call. It can sneak into anything. #gross #yuck

  5. Cartesian speculation, in which one attempts to find simulated truths in emotion is called punditry, and is learnt only by practice.

  6. @electricfork well as in Prime Rib au jus, saffron risotto, haricot verts, 2005 Cabernet Sauvignon in; garbage out.

    Shit, now I’m hungry.

  7. @MJCdotMe Why eat well, only to be hungry again later?

  8. Borges’ Book of Imaginary Beings: ★★★★★

    I like to think the beings on Wikipedia not actually in the book are Wufniks.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Imaginary_Beings

    Book of Imaginary Beings - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org (opens in a new tab)
  9. ITunes grid view album covers should flip like dashboard widgets and show the back cover with an overlay overflow-scroll track list.

Pizza Slow (high quality)

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