Twitter posts

1. https://t.co/ep8HrifkgK

2. sick nasty tail grab https://t.co/wDIH1WJVHx

3. RT @animaldrumss: a lot of people assume that just because im a huge dork, i must like comic books and video games. fuck off dude, im the o…

4. RT @TheDreamGhoul: [inventing the parrot]
   HOW ABOUT LIKE A TYE DYE CHICKEN WHO SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU

5. RT @grahamvsworld: If you ask a police dog who’s a good boy, legally, he has to tell you if it’s him.