Twitter posts

  1. My flight in Chicago: “There is something wrong with a drain, we have to stop boarding now and call maintenance.”

    Australian plane?

  2. Friday? Oh, nothin’, just hung out with some friends, launching a trebuchet using a robot. http://t.co/WtUVF6T

  3. @ddeighton I think @philip_daigle would’ve been heartbroken if there were no Shmooballs this year, but there definitely are.

    They’re red.

  4. “Where the information or data content, or, level, is low, the fill-in, or participation, is high.”

    —McLuhan

    http://t.co/8jP8XIG

  5. I’ve unlocked:

    • Red eye flight
    • 9 hour layover
    • Luggage left in the prior airport by the airline during the 9 hour layover

    +40 XP!

  6. I’ve lost about 8 pounds since last year’s @Shmoocon. If you think you see me but aren’t sure: the secret phrase is “Grant? Is that you?”

  7. Save me a seat at @CharmSec tonight.

  8. @oneeyedcarmen Congrats!!

  9. “Sometimes you get so lonely—‘wank-wank’ guitar solo”

    — @vurtyou, singing along with Bowie

    “What? That’s what his songs are!”

    — @vurtyou

  10. Clever Porta-John owner: This time, I’ll drop it off door-down so’s nobody breaks in and pees in it!

    Clever crack-head: I can pee on this!

Pizza Slow (high quality)

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