My flight in Chicago: “There is something wrong with a drain, we have to stop boarding now and call maintenance.”
Australian plane?
My flight in Chicago: “There is something wrong with a drain, we have to stop boarding now and call maintenance.”
Australian plane?
Friday? Oh, nothin’, just hung out with some friends, launching a trebuchet using a robot. http://t.co/WtUVF6T
@ddeighton I think @philip_daigle would’ve been heartbroken if there were no Shmooballs this year, but there definitely are.
They’re red.
“Where the information or data content, or, level, is low, the fill-in, or participation, is high.”
—McLuhan
I’ve unlocked:
+40 XP!
I’ve lost about 8 pounds since last year’s @Shmoocon. If you think you see me but aren’t sure: the secret phrase is “Grant? Is that you?”
Save me a seat at @CharmSec tonight.
@oneeyedcarmen Congrats!!
“Sometimes you get so lonely—‘wank-wank’ guitar solo”
— @vurtyou, singing along with Bowie
“What? That’s what his songs are!”
— @vurtyou
Clever Porta-John owner: This time, I’ll drop it off door-down so’s nobody breaks in and pees in it!
Clever crack-head: I can pee on this!