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  1. RT @ohheygreat: An adult man got mad at me for asking him to walk left, stand right. Sir, do you know who I am? I am the woman willing to d…

  2. RT @allafarce: Look, here’s the secret no one tells you:

    That enterprise thing, the $100m one - it’s duct tape too.

    They just bid with st…

  3. RT @animaldrumss: im not a big “alcohol guy”, i just drink whatever’s in the house, until its completely gone, regardless of the type, the …

  4. [looks up from clipboard, considers that 20 amps should be enough for about 50 new 20W light bulbs per room], “yeah, pal, it’ll be enough.”

  5. 33.33333 amps ought to be enough for anybody“, said the roaring ‘20s electrician who wired my 12 unit building. http://t.co/x88QcSbdVk

  6. RT @KelseyWho: This was returned to our library like this. http://t.co/VF2WeKrhVZ

  7. Well as a crytponumismatic, I think that arglebarglerawrghvfam…

    Donate to support my wrong opinions: d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e!

  8. RT @susie_c: So much populist rhetoric echoing down the long slopes of the pyramid scheme

  9. RT @lonelysandwich: Time to share: we made a show, it’s a technology talk show set in 1983. And it’s called Computer Show.

    http://t.co/50t

  10. RT @JosephScrimshaw: Actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist. I, the person correcting you on this trivial point, am the monste…