RT @hotdogsladies: Viz., anyone informing 146MM readers that “technology” is making them dumb better be drawing it on the wall of a cold …
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Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 19, 2011 - 4:37 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/18/tweet-71072021966102529/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/18/tweet-71072021966102529/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.
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It’s impolite to tease eschatologists, e.g. Mayans, Buddhists, Christians, before they announce the date of doomsday on The History Channel.
Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 17, 2011 - 3:56 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/17/tweet-70518179998343170/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/17/tweet-70518179998343170/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown. -
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Percentage of charts in tweets that are worthless, versus time.Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 17, 2011 - 3:11 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/17/tweet-70506716348948480/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/17/tweet-70506716348948480/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown. -
RT @hodgman: RT @steven_moffat:" http://t.co/0Xyyy7H Douglas Adams: 10 years gone, and still ahead of us.”
Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 13, 2011 - 3:46 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/12/tweet-68884683043258368/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/12/tweet-68884683043258368/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Rotate all abstract art 90° clockwise today. Exception granted if it’s on a wire: go 180° instead.
Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 09, 2011 - 4:16 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/09/tweet-67623908018364416/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/09/tweet-67623908018364416/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown. -
Rough estimate of the Sony breach: 77M records compresses to ~8Gb.
Not counting penetration, that’s a sub-30 minute heist.
Don’t blink.
Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 08, 2011 - 2:15 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/08/tweet-67231149054885888/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/08/tweet-67231149054885888/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown. -
Kinda wanna know how to open a beer with a Bic, but don’t wanna take the oath to never use a bottler open again even if one is available.
Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 07, 2011 - 11:45 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/07/tweet-67012138241241088/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/07/tweet-67012138241241088/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown. -
RT @ninjamixdump: Beastie Boys / Collected Balkan Mash / http://t.co/4Kg1Lsu / a FFTANG! FFTANG! round-up
Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 07, 2011 - 3:09 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/07/tweet-66882390609498112/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/07/tweet-66882390609498112/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown. -
@electricfork THREEPIO: Secret mission? What pants? What are you talking about? I’m not getting in there!
Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 07, 2011 - 2:45 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/06/tweet-66695082312597504/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/06/tweet-66695082312597504/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown. -
@electricfork Commander, tear this ship apart until you’ve found those pants
and bring me the Ambassador. I want her alive!Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 07, 2011 - 2:44 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/06/tweet-66694964008071168/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/06/tweet-66694964008071168/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.