“The crystal I wear around my neck contains an essence that gets recharged when I Project Manage with a bro who also has a crystal.”
Twitter posts
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Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon September 08, 2011 - 9:38 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/08/tweet-111916418903179264/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/09/08/tweet-111916418903179264/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.
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'patawork: “The science of imaginary solutions, which symbolically attributes the properties of objects, described…”
Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon September 08, 2011 - 5:52 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/08/tweet-111859551799754752/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/09/08/tweet-111859551799754752/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown. -
Mr. Boddy was killed by Project Manager NewGuy (PMP, CPM, MBA), in the conference room, with the business requirements document.
Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon September 08, 2011 - 4:31 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/08/tweet-111839133642665985/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/09/08/tweet-111839133642665985/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown. -
If it ain’t fixed, don’t break it.
Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon September 01, 2011 - 6:29 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/01/tweet-109332083557679104/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/09/01/tweet-109332083557679104/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown. -
If you don’t have a I-am-sarcasticly-handwaving-this gesture, you’re probably a handwaver.
Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon August 31, 2011 - 7:44 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/08/31/tweet-108988633016565760/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/08/31/tweet-108988633016565760/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown. -
Alright, I didn’t wanna have to do this, but from now on, anyone that mentions bitcoins is gonna have to put some real coins in this jar.
Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon August 31, 2011 - 6:15 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/08/31/tweet-108966084207591424/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/08/31/tweet-108966084207591424/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown. -
“misting the ol’ parakeet”
“watering the birdie”
“washing the do-do baby”
“the old man in the park sprays one handed” http://t.co/Hx4xnxZPosted on Twitter over 15 years agoon August 28, 2011 - 10:18 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/08/28/tweet-107940231226994690/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/08/28/tweet-107940231226994690/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown. -
RT @sbnation: We debated this for a while, but then remembered it is 2011. RT @BSargentOKC: Why no app planned for the BlackBerry?
Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon August 25, 2011 - 4:09 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/08/25/tweet-106760116132511744/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/08/25/tweet-106760116132511744/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Be a security hero: http://t.co/rSZRXss
Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon August 24, 2011 - 6:40 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/08/24/tweet-106435744997982208/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/08/24/tweet-106435744997982208/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown. -
The world of the day today is: pleonasm.
Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon August 24, 2011 - 1:39 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/08/23/tweet-106178722587099137/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/08/23/tweet-106178722587099137/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.