Twitter posts

1. No one can be told what a level-up is, but the fact that you got one is because this is a meritocracy.

2. Someone described a flat white as “just some coffee with a lot of milk in it” so I made ‘em a short americano topped with whole milk.

   Oops.

3. Cool cool cool.

   Comcast Business mined @charmsec’s .org tld administrative contact for dead-tree business marketing. So honored. #blessed

4. Connecting with literal brands: HISSSSSSSS

5. An Infosec Trope

   A: anyone heard of $vendor?
   B: no?
   B looks
   B: creepy
   A: yeah, A service no one would ever want done to themselves
   B: gross