Twitter posts

1. RT @animaldrumss: [guy next to me takes out popcorn he snuck in] You want some?
   me: Yeah, pour it in here [pulls out bag marked 'Evidence f…

2. ★☆☆☆☆
   The_Selfish_Brand, by Dick Dawkins

3. @coaxmetal @vogon mayonnaise testing on humans should be outlawed internationally because it is cruel and also hella gross.

4. RT @cory_foy: Just in case it goes away - probably one of the best Twitter exchanges ever http://t.co/Vl1tdlsQjP

5. Da haahh, da haahh
   Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh
   Da haahh, da haahh
   Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

   http://t.co/T9qCm1iXdz