Twitter posts

1. RT @cowclicker: Remember that time you clicked on pictures of a cow?

2. A software update for Microsoft Office added Microsoft Lync to my dock. Cool shitty trick, Microsoft.

   Software
   Y
   No one wants
   E
   R
   Get out
   Y

3. RT @aka_fatman: Mayor McCheese: JESUS CHRIST, Ronald! You shot him! He was just taking hamburgers.

   Ronald McDonald: He won’t no more.

   Gri…

4. Bob, would you say that’s a vast array or a wide array?

   Oh, I’d say it’s a wide array, Jim.

   And the findings? Are they key?

   Very key.

5. Four years, I’ve brewed a barleywine in summer to open at a New Years party somewhere.

   Ima call this one “Dick Clarkleywine”, in memoriam.