Twitter posts

RT @webster: Alright, it’s a Tumblr! Submit! http://t.co/bgEiCHliTD #httpshaming cc: @ioerror @locks

Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/16/tweet-500696414200950787/ in the Twitter collection.
Always be procrustean shaming.

Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/15/tweet-500368323456950272/ in the Twitter collection.
[mutes phone] [unmutes phone again] Sorry everyone that was me, I like to use sirens to freak out my dogs but my kids hate it [mutes phone]

Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/15/tweet-500343655362990080/ in the Twitter collection.
[i furrow my brow] yeah this table of data in this email is way too intense. make it a link, to like, a dashboard of stoplights or something

Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/15/tweet-500339483720445956/ in the Twitter collection.
@coaxmetal unironically: Blowfish Sushi at Bryant and 20th.

Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/13/tweet-499726217260433408/ in the Twitter collection.