Twitter posts

1. I’m the operator
   With my pocket calculator
   I’m the operator
   With my pocket calculator

2. Systems built to record and produce everything a human does should be built to record and produce everything the system’s users do.

3. In Area 51, the United States government has alien muffler technology that works on even the most primitive human motorcycles.

4. The most un-thing possible is to keep bringing up thing. Only Smurfs do that.

5. I found a station somewhere in my Sonos called Chill. It plays chill music. Every few tunes, a bumper whispers “IT’S TIME TO CHILL.”