Twitter posts

  1. @maradine so long, shitlord, and thanks for all the balls.

  2. RT @grahamvsworld: “Grant, my friend went away. Does that make me a bad person?” “No, dude, some times people die.”

  3. I just slid this, enveloped, under my neighbor’s gate: http://t.co/YlY1BPDS

    His 12PM alarm clock beeps 3 hours a day.

    Every day.

  4. Holy moly this really is good. RT @djfood: Led Zeppelin cut the f–k up by @djcheeba for Celebration Day http://t.co/6ndgjIbT #ledzeppelin

  5. RT @rattle1337: #Cloud in a nutshell: You can ride the pony, but you don’t own the pony. Can’t brush it, can’t braid its mane, can’t lov …

  6. I reserved 10 barcodes. Yuk, yuk, yuk.

  7. RT @gdead: Please pry the F5 key off your keyboard and mail it to me with a SASE. I’ll mail it back on Jan 2nd. Thx.

  8. RT @aaronbarnett: Sins against best practice – http://t.co/cws23sfa

  9. Eat shit real ale dorks! [pic] — http://t.co/isvp6Yvc

  10. Mean time between puke (MTBP, θ) is the predicted elapsed time between inherent failures of a domestic cat’s biology when fed regularly.

Pizza Slow (high quality)

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