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  1. Liquor store owner just told me I look like Travis. Travis? Yeah man, the CEO of Uber.

    I think he just told me to go fuck myself, idk.

  2. RT @animaldrumss: ah fuck. neighbor captured and ate my son, and it’s legal under “get your dinner” laws. can’t get mad at him though, he d…

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  4. @alexeirrm @grahamvsworld I just bought a pair for @vurtyou and I. Hooray beer!

  5. https://t.co/8n76mS4vyw is fun to read in the tone of a conscription service draft letter for a sub-light speed seed ship fleet.