Twitter posts

1. If you use the time machine to see futuresouth.us reveal that Yahoo Sports was an inside job again and again and again, turn to page 7.

2. If you use the time machine to travel to 1990s and prevent Shellshock from being added to bash, turn to page 93.

3. Oh, I see you have Calibre here too, nice, whatcha readin? [scans list of all books on disk and blasts them off to http://t.co/9mT9phl9zN]

4. Lord Jesus,

   I pray for the souls that let goo.gl into their life and can’t escape it. I pray that their search doesn’t shorten, needlessly

5. @maradine Normally, yeah, but I managed to transfer the two gallons of Dick Clarkleywine left to a keg with a working OUT poppet. NYE saved!