Twitter posts

1. These em-BAR-goes are making me THIRSTY!

   These EMBAR-goes are MA-king me Thirsty!

   These embargoes are making THIR-sty!

   No?

   Yeah, no.

2. San Francisco Vote by Mail Ballot Konami Coce: YES on new taxes, NO on bonds, YES for judges, NO on obstruction, party line everywhere else.

3. RT @textfiles: Kermit-face. http://t.co/0dbCXkUkeN

4. The hacker, known only as n4rc1ss1st, demands feels, <3’s, unity, and one love. Empower the planet.

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5. “More to come, keep showing your support” is the best appropriation of political rhetoric for hokey ripper self-promotion I’ve seen all day.