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Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 05, 2013 - 5:47 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/05/tweet-320231268711268352/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/05/tweet-320231268711268352/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.
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If y’re not shamed every time y’ask y’re unix team about something “tricky” y’got a bad unix team.
Also: man pages say the darndest things.
Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 05, 2013 - 5:37 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/05/tweet-320228595593265153/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/05/tweet-320228595593265153/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown. -
RT @patio11: 10 minute preventative inoculation: Put a page on your website titled “Security” with an email, a promise to write back, an …
Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 05, 2013 - 5:00 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/05/tweet-320219288332025857/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/05/tweet-320219288332025857/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Willy Wonka: “Oh, something engineered five years ago by people trained ten years ago ignored advice published eight years ago?”
Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 04, 2013 - 7:39 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/04/tweet-319896908086784001/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/04/tweet-319896908086784001/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown. -
RT @rudeasHECK: Presumably if you read both these books you have the sum of all human knowledge http://t.co/fLkUAFRV3Z
Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 04, 2013 - 3:06 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/04/tweet-319828410190950401/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/04/tweet-319828410190950401/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown. -
SCENE III
LunchA:
”You hear so-and-so quit?”B:
“I didn’t. But they LinkedIn connected with me, so.”A:
“Ah, me too, duh.”B:
“Yeah.”Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 04, 2013 - 2:04 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/03/tweet-319631607596212224/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/03/tweet-319631607596212224/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown. -
I march straight into that RapiScan nudie-booth. It’s the shoes-and-laptops-and-belts hassle I hate.
idgaf ‘bout TSA X-Ray Specs.
Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 03, 2013 - 10:49 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/03/tweet-319582436486963200/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/03/tweet-319582436486963200/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown. -
Since everyone always volunteers their opinion about them literally every time they fly, on the internet (“online”, lol), to all of us:
Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 03, 2013 - 10:48 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/03/tweet-319582310297112576/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/03/tweet-319582310297112576/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown. -
@Centurion woulda been funnier if you’d used ‘its’ instead of ‘it’s’.
Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 02, 2013 - 3:54 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/01/tweet-318934357412823042/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/01/tweet-318934357412823042/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown. -
RT @nostrich: Wow, you’re a humorless asshole that hates April Fools Day too? Do you have an OkCupid account?
Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 01, 2013 - 5:33 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/01/tweet-318778266288787456/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/01/tweet-318778266288787456/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.