Pizza Slow (high quality)

Twitter posts

  1. RT @ASmallFiction: “I challenge you to a duel!”

    “Very well. The weapon?”

    “Compliments.”

    “A capital choice.”

    "Thank you, I- oh! I see yo…

  2. RT @susie_c: Philanthropy is nice. Taxes & living wage laws are nicer.

  3. If Nostradamus was alive today, he’d be over 511 years old. PS I called the fruit OS X secure erase trash SSD thing. https://t.co/wVHFeeqYN9

  4. RT @ryantate: lol — nailed it, Apple https://t.co/yQXnlhjeBu

  5. RT @missokistic: The collective noun for a group of libertarians is “an entitlement.”

  6. A well heard chopper, being necessary to the identity of tiresome men, the right of the people to keep and bear motors, shall not be abridg—

  7. RT @kidkoala: good morning east coast. a 1 minute remix of the Ghostbusters theme for ya. #happyhalloween #dontcrossthestreams

    https://t.…

  8. Daily, 4:30-9AM

    😹#1 cries at 30s intervals unless shut in kitchen.
    😿#2 cries at 30m intervals to get in and out of kitchen.
    🐱#3 chill af.