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Twitter posts

  1. RT @zachwhalen: Some brilliant conceptual haiku in this month’s Highlights magazine. By Nathan, age 9, #botALLY. http://t.co/E9UwBrz22z

  2. RT @aphyr: brb writing a thing for my shell so that whenever I ^C a command it takes a selfie and posts the command + my horrified reaction…

  3. rm’d my tweetbot filter to try to be a better person and fuck if it isn’t an ordinal list of bad joke subjects again. http://t.co/U9JLcgnCr1

  4. RT @lmirani: Brilliant: Taliban members emailed each other with subjects lines like "CONSOLIDATE YOUR DEBT” to avoid detection. http://t.co

  5. RT @ftrain: People who sort books by color are dead-souled monsters who hate truth.