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Twitter posts

  1. omg I can’t even http://t.co/vJSyZ6oiPG

  2. RT @HottestStartups: Startup idea: Exactly what, is not clear, but in any case the only ones with a chance are the participants.

  3. Professor Pinkerton: Today class, we’re going to discuss how to spot [on chalkboard] L-A-T-E-X M-A-S-K-S.
    Scooby team, in back row: [snores]

  4. [3 tones] [Dispatch: 613 211S robbery in progress 19 Elm St. BOLO 5 men in Ross Perot masks, Hypercolors, SKIDZ, Rebok Pumps]

    Cop: Again!?

  5. RT @iansteadman: Philip K Dick’s “Ubik” (1969) manages to explain in half a page why the Internet of Things will suck under capitalism http…