pizza slow (high quality)

Twitter posts

  1. cop: do you know how compliant you are?
    lawyer: 10,000 percent
    cop: oh crap, this thing must be broken, u r free 2 go
    http://t.co/g31VUFrFsF

  2. RT @kashhill: “Stop clicking sketchy emails.” Much like telling people to, “Stop taking nude photos.” Still going to happen. http://t.co/WG…

  3. RT @humphriesmark: There are few sounds more satisfying than that of a failed skateboard trick in a public space.

  4. Like Uber, but for cleaning those little spots of fly poop from your apartment walls, ceiling, chandeliers, molding, tile, oven, and more.

  5. [Elmo swinging his feet] Nothing like trashing distro rubies and pythons for crummy old web apps. Web frameworks can’t melt steel beams!