cop: do you know how compliant you are?
lawyer: 10,000 percent
cop: oh crap, this thing must be broken, u r free 2 go
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Twitter posts
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RT @kashhill: “Stop clicking sketchy emails.” Much like telling people to, “Stop taking nude photos.” Still going to happen. http://t.co/WG…
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RT @humphriesmark: There are few sounds more satisfying than that of a failed skateboard trick in a public space.
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Like Uber, but for cleaning those little spots of fly poop from your apartment walls, ceiling, chandeliers, molding, tile, oven, and more.
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[Elmo swinging his feet] Nothing like trashing distro rubies and pythons for crummy old web apps. Web frameworks can’t melt steel beams!