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Twitter posts

  1. @slp22 @vurtyou @NYMag /me rolls up a newspaper and smacks that article out of @slp22’s browser. http://t.co/qhdWbBxvYj

    =]

  2. When you rename your old frail gray cat Grandma, everyone in your neighborhood gets to hear you yell at your grandma.

    Grandma NO!

  3. A cool disability to have is to be mentally paralyzed by four-on-the-floor beats.

  4. RT @compatibilism: Well if you’re going to write about climate change, you might as well do it like this. http://t.co/priaOlnhif

  5. @apotropaet neatneatneat.

  6. RT @nostrich: If you use the phrase “as someone who …” you belong in jail.

  7. Here’s how FireEye at Target works (this is my professional opinion as an IR” �o9%�gR4f�s>l���|�����9�'���u��`�2}��@�Y��h�9��C�#��$C� �hV��

  8. RT @usesthis: I was in two minds about posting this, but here it is - an interview with the infamous John McAfee: http://t.co/34mjd1wNGk