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Twitter posts

  1. Checked my smoke alarms at the DST switch thinking surely they’re hard wired ittyool 2015 and nope, 5 year old dead batteries. Don’t be me.

  2. If NORTH works out, and some horrible backwater stop doesn’t sue over it, go hog wild and put up even more signs, call ‘em SOUTH, idk, maybe

  3. Caltrain should deffo stop hitting things at 80 mph but they could also like, put up signs proudly pointing NORTH. It’s a full time job.

  4. (In our reality Zhukov was a WWII general, not WWI)

  5. An alt-history where WW1 General Zhukov invented clear coke, and Nixon was Pepsi’s global brand ambassador after ‘62 CA governor’s loss.