Twitter posts

1. RT @animaldrumss: yeah no shit dude. why would the apple fall far from the tree. the tree isn’t throwing the apples around, its gonna fall …

2. RT @JerrySeinfelt: The Machine - When Kramer’s tub drain slows, he buys a plunger from a nearby bodega and tries to unclog it… http://t.…

3. @coaxmetal nice, nice. I’m still waitlisted for the club but people at work are generous. Chocolate Rain is reason-to-join good.

4. 🎤, nice, like a chocolate port http://t.co/DXh0eR0hfV

5. model internet posting ITT, OP is excellent markov fodder and or output: https://t.co/dB8P6RqFoN

   holy moly