Twitter posts

1. The Neverending Story: A book store thief dreams up an elaborate Not All Children argument while hiding in an attic. http://t.co/Bl6cpbrPnm

2. Come to the mission in the next 30 seconds if you want your fingers glued together. http://t.co/TgW1aI9gqq

3. RT @sadserver: If you watch a movie of your life backwards, it’s about a sysadmin who regains youth/happiness as they forget more and more …

4. “REPLBATT - ups”

   I think my UPS is trying to tell me something.

5. RT @famouscrab: fool me once thats enough of times for fooling me and i dont really enjoy it. Thanks