Twitter posts

1. WHAT IF IT’S SHORT FOR SANITORIUM FRANCISCO

2. RT @ElleOhHell: Why call it a belly button. It doesn’t DO anything when you press it.
   click click click
   See?
   *neighbor’s garage door slam…

3. NBA MAXIMUM HANGTIME is a helluva drug. http://t.co/1710Y2IXoH

4. All morning (~6:30am)+ it’s sounded like my upstairs neighbor is moving out. Nope, film crew. http://t.co/biFecjNZcj

5. RT @freebsdgirl: If you think you are in danger of being swatted, talk to your police. File a citizens report. Explain SWATing. I’m happy t…