Twitter posts

1. https://t.co/742FJBeenT welp, flip. http://t.co/IuSH38P9wC

2. RT @da_667: @AnarchistDalek I just wanna kill malware, preferably not people.

3. RT @maradine: Here’s to Don Mattrick, who just made shy of 20M for firing roughly a thousand people and not drooling. It’s better to pimp …

4. alt-angsty-teen take: I LEARNED IT BY COMPLAINING AT YOU!

5. Novice: # TODO: parse this.
   Advanced Beginner: # Parsed with regex
   Competent: # Regexed, TODO: parse.
   Proficient: # (╯°□°）╯︵ loɔoʇoɹd sᴉɥʇ