Twitter posts

This morning I watered my 2011 macbook air and fed it piles of rice. I’m hoping it’ll sprout a bumper crop of new macbook airs.

Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2015/04/19/tweet-589851825609670656/ in the Twitter collection.
RT @kirstinbutler: “It was just a dumb thing. Then we put a chip in it. Now it’s a smart thing.” We Put A Chip In It! http://t.co/cmwa83kZp4

Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2015/04/19/tweet-589810761196679169/ in the Twitter collection.
@grahamvsworld @maradine what the fuck

Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2015/04/18/tweet-589657688851615744/ in the Twitter collection.
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Mrs. Miller - A Hard Days NightIf you haven't heard the newest Beatles collection re-mastered in 24 bit, or on iTunes, this will come as quite a shock: The infamous Mrs. Miller sang all of...YouTube

Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2015/04/18/tweet-589579034264088576/ in the Twitter collection.
RT @diocyde: “Our remediation plan worked and we haven’t seen them back.” -that’s because they stole everything dummy

Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2015/04/18/tweet-589466658210586625/ in the Twitter collection.