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  1. RT @cowclicker: Remember that time you clicked on pictures of a cow?

  2. A software update for Microsoft Office added Microsoft Lync to my dock. Cool shitty trick, Microsoft.

    Software
    Y
    No one wants
    E
    R
    Get out
    Y

  3. RT @aka_fatman: Mayor McCheese: JESUS CHRIST, Ronald! You shot him! He was just taking hamburgers.

    Ronald McDonald: He won’t no more.

    Gri…

  4. Bob, would you say that’s a vast array or a wide array?

    Oh, I’d say it’s a wide array, Jim.

    And the findings? Are they key?

    Very key.

  5. Four years, I’ve brewed a barleywine in summer to open at a New Years party somewhere.

    Ima call this one “Dick Clarkleywine”, in memoriam.

  6. RT @Pinboard: Productivity tip: add [EOM] to the subject line of your emails. While the recipient goes to Google what ‘EOM’ means, you can …

  7. Wheezy, apache2, mod_wsgi, python 2.7, and graphite-web in a virtualenv.

    Impossible? I believe so, Bob.

  8. RT @boring_as_heck: DEALER: You looking to buy any thinkpieces? I got that good Salon shit.
    ME: Got anything on the Kim Kardashian game?
    DE…

  9. @alexhutton I know, I know. =]

  10. @alexhutton I’ve seen an exec require that of managers late to a meeting. It was… gross and embarrassing. The only late hacker: “What? No.”