Twitter posts

1. RT @vineyille: [whispering to date while watching Chappie when Chappie first appears on the screen] That’s Chappie

2. Prepare to be disappointed. https://t.co/MtZ68vKEp0

3. Shit, they made me reserve a ticket, now I have to fly to the east coast in winter and cope with seeing friends and family.

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4. RT @SpaceCatPics: The littlest nope ever. http://t.co/mJHclYBzVw

5. RT @McGrewSecurity: Fuck mayonnaise