Tumblr posts

1. 

   I wonder if the sword had a buy-it-now raring? on Flickr.

   January 3rd, 2013 3:07pm

   Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon January 03, 2013 - 11:07 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/01/03/i-wonder-if-the-sword-had-a-buy-it-now-raring-on/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/01/03/i-wonder-if-the-sword-had-a-buy-it-now-raring-on/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

2. 

   Never gets old. on Flickr.

   January 3rd, 2013 12:05pm

   Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon January 03, 2013 - 8:05 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/01/03/never-gets-old-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/01/03/never-gets-old-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

3. 

   Hrmm. on Flickr.

   December 30th, 2012 9:47am

   Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon December 30, 2012 - 5:47 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2012/12/30/hrmm-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2012/12/30/hrmm-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

4. Wwwtxt:

   My first deck was a Heat Zone by Nash about 8 or 9 years ago—now that was a crappy skateboard. ☯93MAY

   I had a Nash Nightmare.

   It was a crappy skateboard.

   December 29th, 2012 7:49am

   Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon December 29, 2012 - 3:49 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2012/12/29/wwwtxt-my-first-deck-was-a-heat-zone-by-nash/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2012/12/29/wwwtxt-my-first-deck-was-a-heat-zone-by-nash/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

5. Orpheus sat gloomy in his garden shed
   Wondering what to do
   With a lump of wood, a piece of wire
   And a little pot of glue
   O Mamma O Mamma

   He sawed at the wood with half a heart
   And glued it top to bottom
   He strung a wire in between
   He was feeling something rotten
   O Mamma O Mamma

   Orpheus looked at his instrument
   And he gave the wire a pluck
   He heard a sound so beautiful
   He gasped and said O my God
   O Mamma O Mamma

   He rushed inside to tell his wife
   He went racing down the halls
   Eurydice was still asleep in bed
   Like a sack of cannonballs
   O Mamma O Mamma

   Look what I’ve made, cried Orpheus
   And he plucked a gentle note
   Eurydice’s eyes popped from their sockets
   And her tongue burst through her throat
   O Mamma O Mamma

   O God, what have I done, he said
   As her blood pooled in the sheets
   But in his heart he felt a bliss
   With which nothing could compete
   O Mamma O Mamma

   Orpheus went leaping through the fields
   Strumming as hard as he did please
   Birdies detonated in the sky
   Bunnies dashed their brains out on the trees
   O Mamma O Mamma

   Orpheus strummed till his fingers bled
   He hit a G minor 7
   He woke up God from a deep, deep sleep
   God was a major player in heaven
   O Mamma O Mamma

   God picked up a giant hammer
   And He threw it with an thunderous yell
   It smashed down hard on Orpheus’ head
   And knocked him down a well
   O Mamma O Mamma

   The well went down very deep
   Very deep went down the well
   The well went down so very deep
   Well, the well went down to hell
   O Mamma O Mamma

   Poor Orpheus woke up with a start
   All amongst the rotting dead
   His lyre tacked safe under his arm
   His brains all down his head
   O Mamma O Mamma

   Eurydice appeared brindled in blood
   And she said to Orpheus
   If you play that fucking thing down here
   I’ll stick it up your orifice!
   O Mamma O Mamma

   This lyre lark is for the birds, said Orpheus
   It’s enough to send you bats
   Let’s stay down here, Eurydice, dear
   And we’ll have a bunch of screaming brats
   O Mamma O Mamma

   Orpheus picked up his lyre for the last time
   He was on a real low down bummer
   And stared deep into the abyss and said
   This one is for Mamma

   O Mamma O Mamma
   O Mamma O Mamma

   — Nick Cave is amazing.

   December 22nd, 2012 8:08pm

   Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon December 23, 2012 - 4:08 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2012/12/22/orpheus-sat-gloomy-in-his-garden-shed-wondering/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2012/12/22/orpheus-sat-gloomy-in-his-garden-shed-wondering/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

6. 

   Ring Lardner.

   Fun stuff.

   December 22nd, 2012 5:43pm

   Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon December 23, 2012 - 1:43 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2012/12/22/ring-lardner-fun-stuff/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2012/12/22/ring-lardner-fun-stuff/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

7. The Fresh Prince’s Theme from The Fresh Prince of Bel-air mashed-up with Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up

   Ooh ooh

   Now this is the story all about how
   We’re no strangers to love

   My life got flipped, turned upside down
   You know the rules and so do I

   And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
   A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of

   I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air
   You wouldn’t get this from any other guy

   In west Philadelphia born and raised
   I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling

   On the playground where I spent most of my days
   Gotta make you understand

   Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
   We’ve known each other for so long

   And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
   Your heart’s been aching but

   When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
   You’re too shy to say it

   Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
   Inside we both know what’s been going on

   I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
   We know the game and we’re gonna play it

   And said “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air”
   And if you ask me how I’m feeling

   I whistled for a cab and when it came near
   Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see

   the License plate said “fresh” and had a dice in the mirror
   We’ve know each other for so long

   If anything I could say that this cab was rare
   Your heart’s been aching

   But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air!
   You’re too shy to say it

   I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
   Inside we both know what’s been going on

   And I yelled to the cabby “Yo, homes smell you later!”
   I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling

   Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
   We know the game and we’re gonna play it

   To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air
   Gotta make you understand

   Never gonna give you up
   Never gonna let you down
   Never gonna run around and desert you
   Never gonna make you cry
   Never gonna say goodbye
   Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

   (Ooh, give you up)
   (Ooh, give you up)
   (Ooh)
   Never gonna give, never gonna give
   (Give you up)
   (Ooh)
   Never gonna give, never gonna give
   (Give you up)

   Never gonna give you up
   Never gonna let you down
   Never gonna run around and desert you
   Never gonna make you cry
   Never gonna say goodbye
   Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

   Never gonna give you up
   Never gonna let you down
   Never gonna run around and desert you
   Never gonna make you cry
   Never gonna say goodbye
   Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

   Never gonna give you up
   Never gonna let you down
   Never gonna run around and desert you
   Never gonna make you cry
   Never gonna say goodbye
   Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

   December 16th, 2012 1:58pm

   Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon December 16, 2012 - 9:58 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2012/12/16/the-fresh-princes-theme-from-the-fresh-prince-of/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2012/12/16/the-fresh-princes-theme-from-the-fresh-prince-of/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

8. 

   What kinda curse is it when a gypsy throws rice at your feet? on Flickr.

   December 13th, 2012 8:53am

   Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon December 13, 2012 - 4:53 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2012/12/13/what-kinda-curse-is-it-when-a-gypsy-throws-rice-at/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2012/12/13/what-kinda-curse-is-it-when-a-gypsy-throws-rice-at/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

9. Http://mosh.mit.edu

   Mosh: the mobile shellMobile shell that supports roaming and intelligent local echo. Like SSH secure shell, but allows mobility and more responsive and robust.Mosh (opens in a new tab)

   December 2nd, 2012 10:51am

   Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon December 02, 2012 - 6:51 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2012/12/02/mosh-mobile-shell-remote-terminal-application/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2012/12/02/mosh-mobile-shell-remote-terminal-application/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

10. Batman

    Badkidsjokes:

    Q.what did batman say to robin before they got in the car

    A.get in the car

    December 1st, 2012 9:14pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon December 02, 2012 - 5:14 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2012/12/01/batman/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2012/12/01/batman/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.