Juggling. on Flickr.
March 23rd, 2013 3:03pm
Tumblr posts
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Figure 1. mirrored image from https://66.media.tumblr.com/735b749b788897b906ed48b4906bc99f/tumblr_mk4vyn3OIh1qzoybuo1_500.jpg without alt text, sorry. Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon March 23, 2013 - 10:03 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/03/23/juggling-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/03/23/juggling-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown. -
daily reminder that ponies never grow up into horses, they’re different animals
March 23rd, 2013 2:38pm
Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon March 23, 2013 - 9:38 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/03/23/monetizeyourcat-daily-reminder-that-ponies/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/03/23/monetizeyourcat-daily-reminder-that-ponies/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Figure 1. mirrored image from https://66.media.tumblr.com/4aef85db4c573faa092a489b0bb3d5a6/tumblr_mjivk2ckIJ1qg39ewo1_500.gif without alt text, sorry. March 12th, 2013 8:27am
Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon March 12, 2013 - 3:27 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/03/12/the-wire/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/03/12/the-wire/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Figure 1. mirrored image from https://66.media.tumblr.com/ff3f11832fe63c4a56c09884cfc74161/tumblr_mjggep6Eb51qzoybuo1_640.jpg without alt text, sorry. The red switch. on Flickr.
March 10th, 2013 10:25am
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A thing some of your peers actually believe could happen
“Understaffed startup attributes shipping on time releases and steady feature improvements without death-marches, attrition, an FTC injunction, a data breach, or revenue impact to weeks spent implementing:
- an HSM.
- a certificate authority tied to the HSM.
- transport encryption (correctly).
- browser based bcrypt(scrypt(PBKDF2())) password storage.
- a honeynet.
- data classification, retention, and encryption.
- CAPTCHAs.
- secondary questions.
- out of band credential reset via e-mail and SMS.
- authentication rate limiting.
- two factor authentication.
- the latest browser-supported frame-busting, XSS, and CSRF mitigating security controls.
- a custom security library.
- vulnerability management.
- administrative roll based access.
- proper logging.
- log monitoring.
- fraud monitoring.
- BGP peering DDoS appliances.
- a web application firewall.
- an intrusion detection system.
- Sender Policy Framework.
- A separate top level domain for every system.
- developer training in:application security, security architecture, cryptography, ecrime, computer and network forensics, and incident response.
- security through obscurity (no NOT security through obscurity!) ((what does that even mean?)) (((well it rhymes!)))
- a vulnerability disclosure bounty program.
- an FTC injunction.
- a SOX, HIPPA, PCI-DSS compliance program.
- server file integrity monitoring.
- and the free pizza lunches the founders provided daily.
March 4th, 2013 9:32am
Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon March 04, 2013 - 5:32 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/03/04/a-thing-some-of-your-peers-actually-believe-could/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/03/04/a-thing-some-of-your-peers-actually-believe-could/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Figure 1. mirrored image from https://66.media.tumblr.com/f8a11e871dacac877df87f1a0a75f359/tumblr_mj48ijOZv91qzoybuo1_500.jpg without alt text, sorry. 15 minutes, 12 ounces of hopburst. on Flickr.
March 3rd, 2013 7:03pm
Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon March 04, 2013 - 3:03 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/03/03/15-minutes-12-ounces-of-hopburst-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/03/03/15-minutes-12-ounces-of-hopburst-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Two Fish
there was two fish in a tank and one of the fish said
do you know how to drive this thing
BECAUSE THE FISH ARE DRIVEING THE TANK IN A WARMarch 2nd, 2013 9:27am
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Figure 1. mirrored image from https://66.media.tumblr.com/78f9d948ef30dacc1735c49e2ef42b45/tumblr_miwaq5slVa1qzoybuo1_500.jpg without alt text, sorry. Welp it says I gotta by the end of the day or else, so I guess I gotta. on Flickr.
February 27th, 2013 12:10pm
Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon February 27, 2013 - 8:10 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/02/27/welp-it-says-i-gotta-by-the-end-of-the-day-or/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/02/27/welp-it-says-i-gotta-by-the-end-of-the-day-or/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Figure 1. mirrored image from https://66.media.tumblr.com/34a66d20158d5e254ca3bd828e23c433/tumblr_miud9wVcY11qzoybuo1_500.jpg without alt text, sorry. Old-timey hand crafted artisinal snake oil! It pumps! It dumps! on Flickr.
February 26th, 2013 11:10am
Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon February 26, 2013 - 7:10 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/02/26/old-timey-hand-crafted-artisinal-snake-oil-it/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/02/26/old-timey-hand-crafted-artisinal-snake-oil-it/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Figure 1. mirrored image from https://66.media.tumblr.com/62d45101e73a48b4231ebc6af340c911/tumblr_misdkhbg0g1qzoybuo1_640.jpg without alt text, sorry. ShmooCon 2013 on Flickr.
February 25th, 2013 9:22am
Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon February 25, 2013 - 5:22 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/02/25/shmoocon-2013-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/02/25/shmoocon-2013-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.
