1. @ilya_burdman: “Come on, you guys would tell me if I pissed you off right? Ok, well I know @grantstavely would. But the rest of you?”

  2. @gattaca apathy is the new privacy, but my resume and house listings (were I selling) are things I’d want to be easily discoverable

  3. @grecs CharmSec 18 isn’t until the 29th

  4. ♫ Get Down Make Love ♫ makes me regret not keeping a Strat and Pignose at my desk at work.

  5. FIRST PULL UP ☝ THEN PULL DOWN ☟

  6. The biggest thing I miss about consulting is completing audit engagements thinking I made the world a better place w/ a deliverable.

  7. Forgot my wedding ring at the house this morning. Remembered to complain about school on twitter. Priorities!

  8. “What video output device is used on most computers and tvs?” (The answer is ‘CRT’ for those of you not in college, he replied smugly)

  9. @shrdlu relevant Ron Paulism: “The ADA should have never been passed… it is an intrusion into private property rights.” http://j.mp/1aif7o

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