My cobra snake necktie spits, then swallows. And it prefers a four-in-hand to either windsor. Go figure.

P.S.

You are cordially invited to our going-away party-slash-flea market, today, Sunday the 23rd, noon-on.

If you can’t make it: AMF!

If you’re coming the @grantstavely & @vurtyou going away party today, bring a kite and spare keys: we’re playing Ben-Franklin on the roof. ☂

@charmsec 25, tomorrow, will be my last, barring any happenstance visits east, for I-don’t-know-how-long.

So like, there’s that.

Now that we’re sure we’re moving to San Francisco, we don’t even wash glasses—just throw them into the fire and toast to Callahan’s Place.

Only plus re: @vurtyou home with food poisoning tonight: I embarass no one but myself with these huge CVS earplugs at the Buzzcocks show.

Only plus re: @vurtyou home with food poisoning tonight: I embarass no one but myself with these huge CVS earplugs at the Buzzcocks show.

@oneeyedcarmen that @bad_decisions menu needs an equally bacon-themed soundtrack: http://www.mixcrate.com/mix/8770/Bacon-the-Funk

Fact: I’m relocating to San Francisco 5/28—a hotcakes bakery is interested in my security work.

And yes, there will be going-away parties.

I managed to clear the gender attribute on my koobface profile before it became mandatory and public. Eh-hhh.

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